bearsbeardsbattlestargalactica:
All other memes bow down to Ellen Ripley
It won’t become popular but OMG new favorite meme.
RIPLEY!!!!
Ridiculously Photogenic Ellen Ripley
Who do you think Zeddie Little was running from in the first place?
(via aworldofpretty)

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
kirby: squeak squad
you beat 8 bosses, one bandit organisation, collected all the secret items, and find all of the secret abilities
FOR A FUCKING PIECE OF STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE.
The Binding of Isaac:
You are a naked kid that fight monstern AND HIS MOM with tears. There’s blood and guts and pacts with the devil
Digimon World 1: some kind of monster is running after you and you have to show him toilet or it will shit on the grass or in the centre of the town. your only hobbies are fishing and collecting cards which you can’t even play. Oh did I mention the trauma every time your digimon dies?
Inazuma Eleven 2: play soccer against aliens.
Harvest Moon FoMT: You plant vegetables to get money to buy more vegetables
Dark Cloud: go through dark dungeons to find geography orbs and keys
also genies
Sly Cooper: People with animal faces stealing mechanical bird parts.
Braid: You’re a guy named Tim and you have a shitty concept of time. Also, you’re looking for a princess with Stockholm syndrome and you get perpetually chased by bunnies.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
(Source: toptumbles, via hysterical-blindness)